Stupid Sis

Grr...pissed off wif my ah muay. Jus cos she's the one wif the job, the one earning > money, does that give her the right to 'lecture' me? Think this is a universal problem, esp in an asian household. It just drives me mad. Thanks to the gahment, i am one of the contributing numbers to the high unemployment rate in Singapore. Send so many resumes liao still no use. U think I wanna stay jobless? But then again, even if I DO choose to be jobless, who are the people around me to make snide remarks about by job status? I am coping very well thank you. I am not even taking a single cents from them, so what gives them the rite to suan me about gettin a job? Hate these idiots! Ah muay included.

Anyway, the spark off of this evening was cos i did not clear the ants in the sugar bin, thanx to mum for not closing the lid properly. I may be jobless, but that does not make me the maid of the house. so sis buay ta han the ants and cleared it, of cos, without first making ALOT of noise like banging the cupboard doors, clattering the pans etc. Then she targets me and holler her head off, to the effect that i am selfish and rude etc. I told her i do not have to be the ones to ALWAYS be clearing things for others and there's a limit to my niceness. I have the right to ignore the trail of aunts and if she cant stand it, she cleans it and dont go screaming that I did not do it. Do you guys know what I am talking about? Anyway, she ranted on and on about me having to be grateful for being given a roof over my head and THIS! my dear friends is what PISSES ME! What _exactly_, does she mean by that?

I am pissed pissed pissed pissed pissed.

Am plotting. Dunno what. But I will come out with something.

WHO DID IT?

Gosh! Heard that the muderer of that long haired lass left outside Orchard MRT is a woman!!! The murderer and the murdered are 26 and 29 years old (dunno exactly which belongs to who), making all the 4D experts frenzied with the numbers 2629, 2269 whatever.....the HOTTEST numbers to buy. I am too broke to buy any. Duh.

Next read that Rockson might not be writing too much cos some fuckwit complained about him to Straits Times! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rockson!!! My darling! Come back! ANd whoever that fuckwit is? You listen! This is a BLOG! It's an outlet for us decent folks to let steam! You dont want to find > bags with bodies outside MRT do you?! Biang! And definitely not find yourself in the bag! And it wont even be a sports bag, just black thrash bag!

ANd tomorrow, there's gonna be a 3rd round of audition for Star Idol! Gee, $10 for each person to join, the TV station probably had earned quite a tidy sum to cover the salary of some of its actors.

Getting paranoid over the mossies. Read abt this aunty who died 5 days after being kissed by the black knight. Xiao liao. Mossies love me! Jia lard. How? I think being skinny plays a part. U see, it's easy for the mossies to suck your blood if u r skinny. One jab, ahh.....yummy blood. Whereas if u are fat, its needle probably is not long enuff to go pass the layer of fats to reach your blood. Then the mossie get frustrated. So aim skinny people better. Got logic boh? Some more weather so hot, wear very little. But very little means more surface area for the mossie to choose. Mah ti lah. Lose lose situation. Every time i sense an itch, i wave my eletric charged mosquito swatter all over myself. Something like what the 'tarng kee' man will do. The swatter is really a life saver. Every household should get one. Whenever a mossie flies past it, they get 'shock' to death. Sometimes, you can even smell their burnt bodies. Bwahah...sense of satisfaction. For those who are not burnt beyond recognition, i love to use a piece of scotch tape and pick them up, then i carefully double fold the tape and lightly sealed the surrondings around the mossie. There! a nice 3D speciment of Singapore's most hatred and I stick the collections on the wall. I now have only 7 members, but i believe, it'll grooooooow.........wish i can swat my soon to be ex/axed the same way.

Damn Du Lan

Who ever came with the phrase 'Thank God it's Friday' ought to be shot! Damn du lan! KNNBCCB! This is a blog mind you! I have the right to swear to my heart's content! I will leave the 'sweet and innocent' image for the 'outside pc world'.

Many reasons to be pissed:

1) Heard that my soon to be ex/axed no good son of a bitch husband is gonna delay the divorce. He wanna sue me till i trng koh (pants dropped). RIGHT! DICKHEAD! Wants to make me a bankrupt. Hah hah.....wait till i tell the world his underlying (to be precise: southward) problems and his abusiveness! ASSHOLE! Tried calling my lawyer but he's engaged. 2 hrs later, STILL ENGAGED. Never even return my call! Biang! HOW NOW?

2) Body parts found outside Orchard MRT. Long haired lass apparently chopped up and put in sports bag. Biang! what's wif all these murderers? Why the sudden interest in body dissection? Christ!? Where they buy such sharp knives?! The murderers are keen hide and seek player too!! Torso was apparently found in macritchie. OUR DRINKING WATER! #+%@&!!! Told my pal if he ever wanna kill me, please put me in an LV bag. (dry laugh.)

3) Stupid Rockson did not update his blog for so many days and i am devoid of entertainment! Grr......

4) So bored i wandered into the star idol forum and gosh, my day cldn't be worse. The place i gathered is visited by kids or actors wannabe, who filled it up with such ridiculous philosophy and comments, tt all i can do is cry in misery.what's wrong with kids nowadays?! Oops! Shdn't be kids. There's a 25, mind you, TWENTY FIVE year old guy who still think he's gonna be a star one day and i dont think he holds a stable job. I pity his parents.Grr....fucked up day, think i will sleep and get it over with, the sooner the better...