WHO DID IT?
Gosh! Heard that the muderer of that long haired lass left outside Orchard MRT is a woman!!! The murderer and the murdered are 26 and 29 years old (dunno exactly which belongs to who), making all the 4D experts frenzied with the numbers 2629, 2269 whatever.....the HOTTEST numbers to buy. I am too broke to buy any. Duh.
Next read that Rockson might not be writing too much cos some fuckwit complained about him to Straits Times! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rockson!!! My darling! Come back! ANd whoever that fuckwit is? You listen! This is a BLOG! It's an outlet for us decent folks to let steam! You dont want to find > bags with bodies outside MRT do you?! Biang! And definitely not find yourself in the bag! And it wont even be a sports bag, just black thrash bag!
ANd tomorrow, there's gonna be a 3rd round of audition for Star Idol! Gee, $10 for each person to join, the TV station probably had earned quite a tidy sum to cover the salary of some of its actors.
Getting paranoid over the mossies. Read abt this aunty who died 5 days after being kissed by the black knight. Xiao liao. Mossies love me! Jia lard. How? I think being skinny plays a part. U see, it's easy for the mossies to suck your blood if u r skinny. One jab, ahh.....yummy blood. Whereas if u are fat, its needle probably is not long enuff to go pass the layer of fats to reach your blood. Then the mossie get frustrated. So aim skinny people better. Got logic boh? Some more weather so hot, wear very little. But very little means more surface area for the mossie to choose. Mah ti lah. Lose lose situation. Every time i sense an itch, i wave my eletric charged mosquito swatter all over myself. Something like what the 'tarng kee' man will do. The swatter is really a life saver. Every household should get one. Whenever a mossie flies past it, they get 'shock' to death. Sometimes, you can even smell their burnt bodies. Bwahah...sense of satisfaction. For those who are not burnt beyond recognition, i love to use a piece of scotch tape and pick them up, then i carefully double fold the tape and lightly sealed the surrondings around the mossie. There! a nice 3D speciment of Singapore's most hatred and I stick the collections on the wall. I now have only 7 members, but i believe, it'll grooooooow.........wish i can swat my soon to be ex/axed the same way.
Next read that Rockson might not be writing too much cos some fuckwit complained about him to Straits Times! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rockson!!! My darling! Come back! ANd whoever that fuckwit is? You listen! This is a BLOG! It's an outlet for us decent folks to let steam! You dont want to find > bags with bodies outside MRT do you?! Biang! And definitely not find yourself in the bag! And it wont even be a sports bag, just black thrash bag!
ANd tomorrow, there's gonna be a 3rd round of audition for Star Idol! Gee, $10 for each person to join, the TV station probably had earned quite a tidy sum to cover the salary of some of its actors.
Getting paranoid over the mossies. Read abt this aunty who died 5 days after being kissed by the black knight. Xiao liao. Mossies love me! Jia lard. How? I think being skinny plays a part. U see, it's easy for the mossies to suck your blood if u r skinny. One jab, ahh.....yummy blood. Whereas if u are fat, its needle probably is not long enuff to go pass the layer of fats to reach your blood. Then the mossie get frustrated. So aim skinny people better. Got logic boh? Some more weather so hot, wear very little. But very little means more surface area for the mossie to choose. Mah ti lah. Lose lose situation. Every time i sense an itch, i wave my eletric charged mosquito swatter all over myself. Something like what the 'tarng kee' man will do. The swatter is really a life saver. Every household should get one. Whenever a mossie flies past it, they get 'shock' to death. Sometimes, you can even smell their burnt bodies. Bwahah...sense of satisfaction. For those who are not burnt beyond recognition, i love to use a piece of scotch tape and pick them up, then i carefully double fold the tape and lightly sealed the surrondings around the mossie. There! a nice 3D speciment of Singapore's most hatred and I stick the collections on the wall. I now have only 7 members, but i believe, it'll grooooooow.........wish i can swat my soon to be ex/axed the same way.
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